Crystal Farmer
/Puss In Boots
If you saw CRYSTAL FARMER go by in her lace-up boots you'd think she was better than a Christmas pantomime.
Crystal was out in the country on this occasion and country boys were doing a lot of goggling. Most of the really dynamic birds inhabit the towns these days and country boys feel a bit deprived. Once upon a time they had rosy-cheeked milkmaids to chat up over the churns, but now the cows are all plugged in to vibrating electricity. Next it'll all be done by computers, and if the cows kick and the nuts and bolts go flying, serve the boffins right.
Crystal likes the country. She's one of nature's birds. Make a lovely milkmaid, she would.
"Oh, those good old days," said Clara.
Who's Clara?
Just a nostalgic cow we know.