Kay De Lisle
/Time Off From The Kitchen
It was a nice afternoon down in Dorset, so housewife KAY DE LISLE took time off from the kitchen to have a ramble around the countryside. She lost her skirt en route, it got hooked off by a clumsy-horned cow, and Kay was too sort of allergic to ask for it back.
Farmer Bulrush came along and Kay blushingly told him that one of his cows was responsible for her being in her knicks. "Ah, that be Daisy," he said, "her's a larky old dear.
Doan 'ee worry none, me darling, ain't seen a prettier pair o' knicks in years."
"Oh, you are awful," said Kay, "but ever so nice."
Beautiful Britons No 240 - July 1975